Shitty adaptations: Lemon Garlic Shrimp over Cauliflower Mash


Photo: She Cooks, He Cleans
IncompetentChef: doing a shitty adaptation of this for dinner

IncompetentChef: also no bacon

IncompetentChef: and i dont know if there will be any mashing

IncompetentChef: or pureeing as it were

IncompetentChef: because i am lazy

CompetentChef: That looks so good

CompetentChef: I wish the partner wasn’t allergic to cauliflower

I am currently on this mostly-gluten-and-sugar-free-ok-I-cheat-a-lot kick right now, so I sort of just glanced in my fridge, picked a few things, and then googled those things together. And this is what I got.

Recipe: Lemon Garlic Shrimp over Cauliflower Mash

Mine looks abso-freakin-lutely nothing like that photo up there, let me tell you.

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First thing’s first

We like food. No, really, we really like food, but our track record making our own has been inconsistent at best.

So here we are, nearly six decades on this planet between us, and we still manage to set toast on fire (okay, that’s all me).

And for some reason we’ve decided to be exhibitionists and broadcast our inability on the internet.

Enjoy our public humiliation.

(IncompetentChef)

 

We believe in the power of good food bringing people together – even if it is to treat minor burns!

And just as a quick note, I do not do toasters. I have a horrid fear of those things.

Cheers!

(CompetentChef)